Bra Burning
After 3 years, you can imagine how many old brassieres and other unmentionables I had stockpiled in my drawers, not to mention erroneous intimate purchases (the panties that made my derriere look like a single giant cheek; the bra that conjured up images of Madonna's conical chest in the 90s). But in a country where undergarment theft isn't uncommon and there are people constantly checking my trash to make sure it's disposed of properly, disposing of them discreetly was somewhat of a problem. So I did what any modern-thinking woman would--I burned them in my backyard this morning.* I feel so liberated!
*Don't worry--I kept my newer underclothes and still continue to wear them.
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*Don't worry--I kept my newer underclothes and still continue to wear them.
YouTube comes to The Bug Brothers. Check it out!
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Interesting that you should mention your unmentionables.
"incommon"? Yeah, I think you've outlived your usefulness as an English teacher there. Time to go back to the States and brush up on your English ;)
crystal: Yay for normal bras! (Oh, and good to see you at the Leavers Party. ^_^)
killdeer: "Incommon"? What are you talking about? ^_~
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