Surly Not!
JESS--Even the name conjures up dark images of a gloomy, morose girl who, despite her artistic talents, never smiles because she doesn't really know how to have fun. But you may change your opinion of this famously cantankerous member of our prefecture after you view the following photos. I think they speak for themselves. (By the way, if I mysteriously go missing after publishing this post, check underneath Jess' floorboards for my corpse.)
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Yes yes! Haha. Absolutely smashing post.
Glad you like it. I did it all for you. ;) Would you do the honor of performing my eulogy later this week?
She has got to get thru me first.
You see my post to prove it is just not japan....
Let's be honest now. Every one of those events was alcohol induced. It takes absolute brain rot to make me crack more than a sneer. Either that or the thought of what I'm going to do with you when I get my hands on you...
Besides, you being you only had a few. It is not the true representation of IN VINO VERITAS.
you got a nice smile. do it more often. (Am listening to tool right now so sentimentalism is outta the window kiddo).
Death: The alcohol just allowed you to express your true self. You should thank Steph for that.
Steph: I have bolted all my doors and windows. Now I just have to come up with a good disguise so I can make it safely to work today.
Ooh disguise! Go in a kimono and freak out the teachers! Are you at your "no internet for the subversive evil naughty gaijin" school?
DEATH: Are you the Monty Python "DEATH" or something more sinister?
hmm nevermind "chav", little miss sunshine anyone? ;)
Always smiling, never grouchy, sees the glass as half full and never empty. That's our little DEATH for you.
Here's a belated answer to your question, Steph: Yes, I am/was at the school that won't let me use the Internet today. I would've gone in kimono, if kimonos weren't so dang expensive! Can I borrow your chicken hat for tomorrow?
Kat: Little Miss Sunshine? Hmm... Maybe I should change her nickname on my blog. If I survive her wrath, that is.
Wouldn't the chicken hat draw unwanted and quite possibly dangerous attention to yourself?
That's right--Jess isn't a vegetarian, is she? I guess it wouldn't garner me any sympathy. Maybe the El Diablo mask?
That apron from your blog would definitely be a disguise for me, but possibly too much for my school to handle.
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