Shindi ga shinda desu ka?

I visited the nurse's room today for my annual mini-health check. I have always had very low blood pressure, and this time I set a new personal record: 86/54 (barely above that of a corpse). The nurse was shocked and had to look me over to reassure herself that I had not gone into a coma. Personally, I think the machine was a little off, but who knows. Maybe I'll have to seek out some excitement to bring my blood pressure up. Any ideas?