Leave Already!

A certain deservingly unpopular president is currently finishing up a visit to Nampa, Idaho (the town I was born in!). As a Nampa native, I have but one thing to say to him, and that is: Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!

A brief sidenote of trivia:
Nampa is a town named after a great Native American chief. However, in Japanese, to nampa suru means to pick up members of the opposite sex. Consequently, Japanese students become very interested in my self-intro when I tell them I graduated from "Nampa High School".